Open on hilariously straightfaced family with fat, redheaded son at kitchen table.
The daughter is autistic, but we don't reveal that.
DAD: Son, we have a FAMILY SIX(tm) plan now, and I was wondering if I could be in your SIX!
SON: That's a waste. I'm 12. I know two people. And we can call each other for free since we share the same plan anyway.
Silence. The daughter stares at her plate.
DAUGHTER: Forty-Eight Peas!
DAD, MOM and BROTHER all continue eating.
MOM begins to sob uncontrollably. SON, misunderstanding her tears readdresses DAD.
SON: Dad, you can be in my Six.
If you want the rest, email for dayrate.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Sports Anthem Ad!
Open on extreme closeup on a muscular, potentially African American athlete.
"Potentially" because that's how close we are. Skin pores fill screen.
We see sweat bead out of pores. Each bead of sweat contains something stressful.
VO: Coach says pain is weakness leaving the body.
Bead of sweat containing large, half-read novel.
VO: Science says sweat is electrolytes, salt, water leaving the body.
Bead of sweat containing an unfed baby.
VO: All I know is..
Bead of sweat containing a 100x100 Sudoku puzzle.
VO: When I work out, I get to leave my body.
Bead of sweat containing a depressed neighborhood.
If you want the rest, email for dayrate.
"Potentially" because that's how close we are. Skin pores fill screen.
We see sweat bead out of pores. Each bead of sweat contains something stressful.
VO: Coach says pain is weakness leaving the body.
Bead of sweat containing large, half-read novel.
VO: Science says sweat is electrolytes, salt, water leaving the body.
Bead of sweat containing an unfed baby.
VO: All I know is..
Bead of sweat containing a 100x100 Sudoku puzzle.
VO: When I work out, I get to leave my body.
Bead of sweat containing a depressed neighborhood.
If you want the rest, email for dayrate.
Tumbling Produce Ad!
Open on produce tumbling though space. Beaded with freshness.
Music: Hot For Teacher rewritten with fresh produce in mind. Hot for produce.
Cut to sheet of crystal clear, crystal fresh water dropping from undetermined off-camera point....
Produce suddenly EXPLODES through sheet of water, suggesting double freshness and produce that is washed.
AS PRODUCE PENETRATES WATER SHEET, produce disassembles into perfect slices, as if cut not by knife, but by FRESHNESS ITSELF.
Pan right, iris up, David Lee Roth in a bathtub.
If you want the rest, email for dayrate.
Music: Hot For Teacher rewritten with fresh produce in mind. Hot for produce.
Cut to sheet of crystal clear, crystal fresh water dropping from undetermined off-camera point....
Produce suddenly EXPLODES through sheet of water, suggesting double freshness and produce that is washed.
AS PRODUCE PENETRATES WATER SHEET, produce disassembles into perfect slices, as if cut not by knife, but by FRESHNESS ITSELF.
Pan right, iris up, David Lee Roth in a bathtub.
If you want the rest, email for dayrate.
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