Telecommunications Ad!

Open on hilariously straightfaced family with fat, redheaded son at kitchen table.

The daughter is autistic, but we don't reveal that.

DAD: Son, we have a FAMILY SIX(tm) plan now, and I was wondering if I could be in your SIX!

SON: That's a waste. I'm 12. I know two people. And we can call each other for free since we share the same plan anyway.

Silence. The daughter stares at her plate.

DAUGHTER: Forty-Eight Peas!

DAD, MOM and BROTHER all continue eating.

MOM begins to sob uncontrollably. SON, misunderstanding her tears readdresses DAD.

SON: Dad, you can be in my Six.

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